Why did you decide to move? Did the fumes from the factory out your way finally get to you?
Not exactly, although those fumes certainly have deterred some from giving serious consideration to making this area home. Actually, as we have seen the new subdivisions invading our open space, we decided now was as good a time as any to make a break for it. The headlines in the paper have already mentioned an impending sewer extension and that is causing a big stink in more ways than one.
Hmm. . .I hear there is a big dairy farm a few miles away from your new home.